异地恋当然要这样调戏哦真的很容易增进彼此的感情

异地恋,当然要这样调戏哦(真的很容易增进彼此的感情)

       

01

今天是三好男人:好困,好饿,好想你

Today is the Three Good Men: so tired, so hungry, and miss you so much

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02

刚刚亲了风一口,待会儿它会吹在你脸上

Just kissed the wind, it will blow on your face later

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03

虽然我不是奥利奥,但是也可以抱一抱

Although I am not Oreo, I can still give a hug

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04

除了党和你,  我不接受任何人的考验

I don't accept anyone's test except for the party and you

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05

你真不是一个合格的朋友,算了,还是做我老婆吧

You're not a qualified friend, forget it, let's just be my wife

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06

吃了一颗好吃的糖,  想和你的嘴对嘴分享

I ate a delicious candy and want to share it with your mouth

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07

你对哥的爱能不能像拖拉机上山那样轰轰烈烈

Can your love for your brother be as passionate as a tractor going up the mountain


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08

你每次凶我的样子,像小狗在撕碎我的拖鞋

You always look at me like a puppy tearing apart my slippers when you're being aggressive

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09

像我这样粘人的小宝宝,受到冷落,心也是会碎掉的呢

A clingy little baby like me, being neglected, can also break my heart




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